Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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