Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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