I'm gonna have a badass scar
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i believe in u and ur pee
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone