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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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  I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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  Honestly.

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  Don't say a word.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme

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• (925): View more from California

  i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.

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• (347): View more from New York

  ....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding

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