Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.