wake up i wanna do it froggy style
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?