quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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