So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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