Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?