I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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