The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Randomize
