Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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