unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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