I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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