what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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