Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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