im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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