Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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