You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Randomize
