She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
there is glitter all over my balls
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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