i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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