I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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