NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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