this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Text me some of your sweat
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