yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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