I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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