at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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