I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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