ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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