if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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