Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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