at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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