If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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