Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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