Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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