His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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