Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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