I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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