My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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