i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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