Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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