What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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