Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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