Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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