Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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