Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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