Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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