mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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