They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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