can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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