dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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