I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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