Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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