she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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