the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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