Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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