i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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