The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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