I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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